Adrian Monk Quote #661
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Varla Davis: Are you Adam?
Adrian Monk: Uh, no.
Varla Davis: Wait. Hold on. Anthony.
Adrian Monk: Adrian.
Varla Davis: No, that's not it. Shoot, I can't read my own handwriting.
Adrian Monk: It's Adrian. I'm pretty sure.
Varla Davis: Hold on. A... Adrian. You were right. I'm Varla, Sharona's friend from her writing class. She told you I was coming, right?
Adrian Monk: Well, um...
Varla Davis: What are you looking at? My eyes are up here.
Adrian Monk: I, uh, no. Uh, no, I wasn't...
Varla Davis: What's a Monk doing looking at my breasts?
Adrian Monk: I'm not a Monk. My name is Monk.
Varla Davis: Mmm-hmm. My boyfriend teaches kickboxing. You don't want to be messing with me.
Adrian Monk: Uh, are you a nurse or...
Varla Davis: I'm not just a nurse. Honey, I'm your nurse. And I got to pee. Hold my note. Got to go make my bladder gladder.
Adrian Monk: Not, not, not, no. No, please, don't. That, not really a public restroom.
‘Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: You know, it's a confusing time, not just for you, but for everyone. It's hard to feel centered. These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. What are you feeling right now?
Sharona: Well, I feel weird being here like I'm trespassing. [Dr. Kroger chuckles] I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh?
Dr. Kroger: I'm not at liberty to say.
Sharona: Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. That's got to be him.
Dr. Kroger: Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, so I could get this window a little...
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Sharona wanted me to, to give you this.
Varla Davis: Mmmkay. Adrian Monk, care and feeding. Special diet, schedule, phobias. Heights, germs, snakes, crowds, milk... You're afraid of milk? How old are you, man? I got a 2 year old nephew who's not afraid of milk.
Adrian Monk: You must be very proud of him.
Varla Davis: For what, not being afraid of milk? That just means he's normal. [balls up paper] You don't need this. Sharona's a good nurse, but she's been treating you like a baby. The party is over, Adrian Monk, because I'm going to treat you like a man.
Adrian Monk: Don't do that.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Varla Davis: I'm going to need a list of your meds and the proper doses.
Adrian Monk: I don't take any medication.
Varla Davis: What the hell am I doing here, then?
Adrian Monk: I have... I just need a little help.
Varla Davis: Doing what?
Adrian Monk: Everything.