Adrian Monk Quote #2760
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Fired
Adrian Monk: You killed her in here, didn't you?
Paul Harley: I know you. You're that detective Monk. Yeah, I've seen you on the news, man.
Adrian Monk: I've seen your work, too, on a table in a forensics lab. Did you cut her up in here, too? I'll bet you did. Do you own a chainsaw?
Paul Harley: No.
Adrian Monk: But... You have a spare blade for a chain saw and a space on your pegboard here for a chain saw, but no chain saw.
Paul Harley: Oh, I had one. It broke. I tossed it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: When?
Paul Harley: I forget.
Adrian Monk: You know how DNA works, Mr. Harley? All we need is a speck piece of fiber, piece of skin, a strand of hair that ties the torso they found to this house. You think your house is that clean, mister? You don't know the meaning of clean.
Paul Harley: So what are you saying?
Adrian Monk: You forgot something. You made a mistake, and I'm going to find it.
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Ms. Lennington: Mr. Monk, what would you say is your greatest strength?
Adrian Monk: Oh. Mm... [long, expectant pause] My decisiveness.
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Dr. Kroger: Hello, Adrian. Thank you for coming in. Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?
Adrian Monk: Well, I was married for seven years until a car bomb killed my wife. I've spent the last seven years trying to track down the people responsible for my wife's murder.
Dr. Kroger: Do you have any hobbies?
Adrian Monk: I do. I spend my free time tracking down the people who planted the car bomb that killed my wife.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, Adrian, just a little pointer here. Maybe you don't have to keep mentioning the car bomb.
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll just say bomb.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Adrian, I know you're scared, but you can't keep following me around like this. I can't afford to lose two jobs in one week. I just can't.
Adrian Monk: Where should I go?
Sharona: It's a beautiful day outside. Why don't you try taking a walk? But you just can't stay here. You're not allowed. You are not a patient.
Adrian Monk: Actually, I haven't been feeling so good.
Sharona: Really?
Adrian Monk: I think I'm may becoming down with something. [coughs] I might have caught what he has.
Sharona: So you want to be admitted?
Adrian Monk: Well...
Sharona: Mm, then I have to take your temperature.
Adrian Monk: Okay. [opens mouth]
Sharona: It's not that kind of thermometer.
Adrian Monk: You know, I think I will take that walk.
Sharona: Thought so.