Adrian Monk Quote #513
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Adrian Monk: Joshua Skinner's fortune was right here under our noses the whole time. "The answer is in the journals."
Dr. Waterford: Which one?
Sharona: All of 'em.
Dalton Padron: Gold paper?
Adrian Monk: Gold... ink.
Dalton Padron: Ink?
[Monk holds a sheet of the journal over the fire, before placing it in a couldron]
Adrian Monk: Joshua Skinner didn't trust banks. So he decided to hide his illegitimate fortune. He melted down the gold, mixed in a little black ink... Any amateur chemist could have done it. And then he began to write. And write and write and write and write. It was mostly nonsense, gibberish, really anything that popped into his head. He ran out of things to talk about after five pages, but he just kept on writing. The gold was hidden in plain sight, and it stayed hidden for a hundred and twenty-five years.
[Monk pours liquid gold from the couldron]
Adrian Monk: Until tonight.
Jeffrey: Wow. You figure 30 ounces of gold per journal. That's roughly $6,000 a book, that's $6 million more or less.
Sharona: Hm. Don't forget the real price. Two people died for that gold.
Dr. Waterford: Two people?
Adrian Monk: Dalton had a business partner a partner who trusted him.
Sharona: A lot of people trusted him.
Maria Disher: Dalton, is it true?
Dalton Padron: Well, what can I say, darling? That's a lot of gold. [grabs sheriff's gun]
Adrian Monk: This weekend just will not end.
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Sharona: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light you won't see it.
Adrian Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dreamworld.
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Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back?
Sharona: What ring?
Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it.
Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case...
Sharona: Hey, hey.
Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh...
Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume.
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.
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Sharona: Get your camera. I'm goin' in.
Adrian Monk: You can't.
Sharona: No, you can't. Adrian, I have to go in. Randy's depending on us. I promise I'll be careful. I'm just gonna take a few pictures. Don't worry.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know how to not worry.