Adrian Monk Quote #418
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Paperboy
Captain Stottlemeyer: Are you Malcolm Cowley?
Malcolm Cowley: That's right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm Captain Stottlemeyer, San Francisco P.D. This is Lieutenant Disher, Sharona Fleming.
Adrian Monk: And I am Adrian Monk. The Adrian Monk.
Malcolm Cowley: Is there a problem?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I was reading about you in the newspaper.
Malcolm Cowley: Sharona, wipe? I need a wipe here.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's you, isn't it? "It Just Wasn't His Day." It says here that you had two accidents in the course of 10 minutes. First you hit a little tree; then you drove another half mile and hit a lamppost.
Malcolm Cowley: That's right. Is that a crime?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it is if you were intentionally damaging your car so you wouldn't have to explain a smashed-in grill. See, Mr. Monk found this other article. "Hit-And-Run Driver Kills A Grandmother." Same neighborhood, same approximate time. We thought there might be a connection.
Lieutenant Disher: Captain. Blood.
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Well, maybe what they're doing makes you think about Trudy, makes you miss Trudy. It's something we've never talked about, Adrian. Your physical relationship with your late wife.
Adrian Monk: I consider that a personal question.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, it is. That's what I do. I- I assume you and Trudy were intimate.
Adrian Monk: We held hands a lot. All the time. Once we woke up holding hands. We'd been holding hands the whole night.
Dr. Kroger: That's sweet. I like that. That's nice. But, Adrian, is there anything else besides the holding hands?
Adrian Monk: Ah, I think we're out of time.
Dr. Kroger: No. Plenty of time.
Adrian Monk: Are those pillows new?
Dr. Kroger: No.
Adrian Monk: They look... new.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I'm your doctor. I think this is important. Now, we've got 20 minutes left. We... We could sit here, we could sing show tunes to each other, or we can talk about your sex life. It's your call.
Adrian Monk: [sings] If ever I would leave you It wouldn't be in summer Seeing you in summer I never would go ... [singing continues] No, no, not in springtime Summer, winter or fall No, never would I leave you At all ... [checks watch, continues singing] If ever I would leave you It wouldn't be in summer
Quote from Kevin Dorfman
Lieutenant Disher: Where do you live, Kevin?
Kevin Dorfman: I live upstairs.
Lieutenant Disher: Did you hear or see anything early this morning, say around 5:30?
Kevin Dorfman: No, sir, I did not. I was, you know, with someone.
Lieutenant Disher: Your girlfriend?
Kevin Dorfman: I guess so. Holy Toledo, I have a girlfriend.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we're gonna need to question her too. How long have you lived upstairs?
Kevin Dorfman: Seven months. Before that, let's see, I lived at 12 Grant Street. Before that, 17 Minton Street with my sister until she moved to Baltimore because she had to take a new job.
Lieutenant Disher: Great. Thank you.
Kevin Dorfman: Before that, I lived at 34 Warren Place for two years. Before that, I lived at 8 Todd Road and 45 Radcliffe Street, consecutively. My first place, though, on 26 Armory Lane, that was a studio. But what I did was... You might want to write this down on a separate page for yourself. I put the bed up on a loft to create some space.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: The cousin can't identify the guy. Did you hear anything?
Adrian Monk: What time was that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: 5:30.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no. I wouldn't have heard a thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sleeping?
Adrian Monk: No. I was vacuuming.