Adrian Monk Quote #351
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Did you- Did you just ask if there was a doctor in the house?
Man: Yes. Yes. Right.
Adrian Monk: That's funny. Because last week, you were the doctor in the house.
Man: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: I was here. I saw you. But you're not a doctor, are you? I remembered how you took Hal's pulse after he collapsed. You used your thumb, something no real doctor would ever do.
Sharona: Hal Duncan was having an allergic reaction to peanut oil. He wasn't stabbed until you stabbed him. When you leaned over, you pocketed the fake knife, and then you killed him.
Man: That's crazy. Why would l-
Adrian Monk: You would do anything to help Jenna get into the play. It's a big hit, heading to New York, and a career-making role for your daughter.
Man: My daughter?
Adrian Monk: That's right, Mr. Ryan. That is your name, isn't it? You've been obsessed with her career. Jenna told me all about it. We- We dated, briefly.
Man: You don't understand. Jenna's all I have.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But if they wanted Gail out of the way, why didn't they just go after her?
Adrian Monk: They couldn't do that, Captain. Jenna was suspected of attacking another actress four years ago. They couldn't pull that trick again. They had to find another way to get rid of Gail.
Lieutenant Disher: So they framed her.
Cheryl Fleming: Or they tried to. Thank you, Adrian.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Theater’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Look, I might have told her some things that weren't exactly true.
Adrian Monk: Like what?
Sharona: Like, Benjy's on the honor roll.
Adrian Monk: Oh, okay. No problem.
Sharona: Okay, thanks. Oh! Oh, oh, oh. And... And I also told her that my rent is only $900 a month. And-And-And- And I broke up with Steve, the florist I was dating. He didn't break up with me. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. And also that I am seeing a really nice guy, Ronnie, who's a stockbroker, but he's out of town this weekend. Oh, oh! Oh, oh. And- And you you have a full medical plan, including dental. And, uh, I'm not your assistant. I'm your partner. Is that okay?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Wow! Congratulations.
Sharona: Thank you.
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Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Could I have my four dollars back?
Doorman: What?
Adrian Monk: We gave you 44 dollars.
Doorman: Yeah?
Adrian Monk: The bribe was only 40, so, you know...
Doorman: Are you for real?
Sharona: Will you come on?
Adrian Monk: O- Okay. Okay, but we have a four-dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down.
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Adrian Monk: Did you happen to hear where she went?
Doorman: It's possible.
Sharona: Well- Well, where did she go? It's very important.
Doorman: Isn't it funny? I-I can't quite remember.
Adrian Monk: I get it. I get it. I get it. [gets wallet out] Memories are funny things. Uh, maybe this will help.
Doorman: Three dollars? Hey, buddy, I get three bucks for holding a door open.
Sharona: He wants more. Give him more.
Adrian Monk: He didn't do anything. I think three dollars is more than appropriate.
Sharona: Give him more.
Doorman: Oh, so we're up to four dollars now.
Adrian Monk: For 20 seconds of your time. I think that's not too shabby.
Sharona: You're the cheapest man I know. Here. Where'd she go?
Adrian Monk: What are you doing? Forty dollars?
Sharona: My sister's on death row. I think she's worth 40 dollars. Where'd she go?