Adrian Monk Quote #305
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus
Miss Lovara: Don't worry about them. They know how to fall. That's the first thing we learn. You brought your camera, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: Oh, sure. I love it here. It's so upbeat.
Miss Lovara: You hate it here. You think I can walk. You're trying to catch me.
Adrian Monk: You're right. I was.
Miss Lovara: You saw the X-rays, Mr. Monk. How can I walk on this? I'm curious. What is your theory?
Adrian Monk: Some people have a very high threshold for pain. They can take it.
Miss Lovara: Nice try. But any doctor will tell you it's impossible. Besides, I was married to Sergei for 15 years. It's enough pain for a lifetime.
Adrian Monk: You fell two weeks ago, is that right?
Miss Lovara: Mmm. Your point?
Adrian Monk: Your cast. Looks... Looks like new. No scuff marks. It's not even discolored.
Miss Lovara: Again, nice try. My old one was itching.
Adrian Monk: Ah.
Miss Lovara: So I put a new one on four days ago. The show is about to begin, you are missing it.
Adrian Monk: You're wrong, Natasia. I'm not missing a thing.
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Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: I'm not really in my comfort zone here.
Sharona: You have a comfort zone?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I have a comfort zone.
Sharona: I've never seen a comfort zone.
Adrian Monk: It's not very big. It's, uh It's kind of small. I-I don't have a comfort zone.
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Sharona: My fear is irrational? As opposed to what, your fears?
Adrian Monk: Well, the stuff I'm afraid of is, you know, based on fact.
Sharona: It is?
Adrian Monk: Like germs.
Sharona: Like, uh, crooked paintings? And-And sidewalk cracks? And- And food touching? And the wind?
Adrian Monk: Hey, the wind can kill. Hurricane Edna?
Sharona: Milk?
Adrian Monk: At least they're things people actually encounter. You have to make an appointment to see an elephant. You have to sign up for a safari or something.
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Adrian Monk: Is this a dollop?
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: A dollop. It says, "Add one dollop of whipped cream."
Sharona: I don't know. I think a dollop's, like, a teaspoon.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it doesn't say "teaspoon." It says "dollop."
Sharona: It doesn't matter. It doesn't have to be exact. I- l- It's like a pinch.
Sharona: How many pinches to a dollop?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Well, maybe it's more like a schmear. I think it's three pinches to a schmear. Or, uh... Ah, forget it. Forget it! Let's make something else.
Sharona: What? You're throwing it out?
Adrian Monk: Nobody can make this cocoa. The recipe's impossible.