Adrian Monk Quote #275
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico
Adrian Monk: You went to the Grande Lago Resort and you found Chip Rosatti. He was a thirsty victim.
Sharona: Adrian.
Adrian Monk: I mean, a perfect victim. His family was rich and well connected. You sent him a letter with a coupon for one free skydiving lesson. But first you made sure that his parachute would never open.
Hector: Shall we keep this on your card, senor Monk?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Hector: Shall I staple them together?
Adrian Monk: I don't care! Do what you want! [...] Where is the car?
Capt. Alameda: It is coming. Continue, senor Monk.
Adrian Monk: When Chip Rosatti's body was brought in, the good doctor poured water into his lungs and announced that the boy had mysteriously drowned. He knew the mayor often asked me to look into cases like this.
Dr. Madero: Capitan, you cannot believe a word he's saying!
Capt. Alameda: Actually, Doctor, it explains quite a bit. There were some fingerprints on the parachute handles we couldn't match up. I'll be interested in comparing them with yours.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Lt. Plato: If it's any consolation, your friend showed great courage. After he was run over, he crawled inch by inch through the mud and garbage trying to get help.
Sharona: He crawled through what?
Lt. Plato: Mud and garbage.
Sharona: He's not dead.
Capt. Alameda: Pardon me?
Sharona: It's not him!
Capt. Alameda: Senorita, your friend is gone.
Sharona: It's not him. Maybe it's the guy that stole our suitcases?
Lt. Plato: How can you be sure?
Sharona: Adrian Monk would die before he'd crawl through mud and garbage.
Capt. Alameda: But he was dying.
Sharona: You don't understand.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: In a way, given what he had to deal with, he was the bravest man I've ever known. I measured everything I did against him. He was my yardstick. I never told him that.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm sure he knew, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [chuckles] I'm sure he did. The son of a bitch knew everything. I want a full-dress funeral. I want the governor there. I want the entire department there with black armbands and white gloves.
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, Monk wasn't on active duty. We can't go full dress.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Adrian Monk is to be buried with honors or I quit. I'm gonna tell you something, Randy, and I'm not ashamed to admit this. I loved that man. [answers phone] This is Stottlemeyer. Yes. I understand. [to Randy] I hate that man. [hangs up] I hate that man!
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: We made it. Welcome to Mexico.
Adrian Monk: What are those?
Sharona: Earplugs.
Adrian Monk: You- You've had them in the whole trip?
Sharona: Since Los Angeles.
Adrian Monk: You haven't heard a word I've said.
Sharona: No.
Adrian Monk: I- I've been talking the whole time.
Sharona: Did you say anything important?
Adrian Monk: No.