Adrian Monk Quote #272
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico
Adrian Monk: When did the coroner, Dr. Madero, first arrive in San Macros? Wait. Don't tell me. A year and a half ago.
Capt. Alameda: That's right! But what does Madero have to do with all this?
Adrian Monk: I didn't catch it before because I'm so damn thirsty. Smell this!
Capt. Alameda: Menthol.
Adrian Monk: Madero uses mentholated cream when he works at the morgue.
Capt. Alameda: Go find Dr. Madero and bring him here! Rapido. Plato!
Adrian Monk: [to Sharona] Come on! Come on. Pack! Pack! [to Almeda] It's nothing personal. I just I just gotta go home.
Capt. Alameda: I still don't understand, senor Monk.
Adrian Monk: Captain, the wild lion last year and the boy who drowned in midair, what do they have in common?
Capt. Alameda: I don't know!
Adrian Monk: They're both impossible. One impossible murder, maybe. Two impossible murders? It's just not possible.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Lt. Plato: If it's any consolation, your friend showed great courage. After he was run over, he crawled inch by inch through the mud and garbage trying to get help.
Sharona: He crawled through what?
Lt. Plato: Mud and garbage.
Sharona: He's not dead.
Capt. Alameda: Pardon me?
Sharona: It's not him!
Capt. Alameda: Senorita, your friend is gone.
Sharona: It's not him. Maybe it's the guy that stole our suitcases?
Lt. Plato: How can you be sure?
Sharona: Adrian Monk would die before he'd crawl through mud and garbage.
Capt. Alameda: But he was dying.
Sharona: You don't understand.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: In a way, given what he had to deal with, he was the bravest man I've ever known. I measured everything I did against him. He was my yardstick. I never told him that.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm sure he knew, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [chuckles] I'm sure he did. The son of a bitch knew everything. I want a full-dress funeral. I want the governor there. I want the entire department there with black armbands and white gloves.
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, Monk wasn't on active duty. We can't go full dress.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Adrian Monk is to be buried with honors or I quit. I'm gonna tell you something, Randy, and I'm not ashamed to admit this. I loved that man. [answers phone] This is Stottlemeyer. Yes. I understand. [to Randy] I hate that man. [hangs up] I hate that man!
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: We made it. Welcome to Mexico.
Adrian Monk: What are those?
Sharona: Earplugs.
Adrian Monk: You- You've had them in the whole trip?
Sharona: Since Los Angeles.
Adrian Monk: You haven't heard a word I've said.
Sharona: No.
Adrian Monk: I- I've been talking the whole time.
Sharona: Did you say anything important?
Adrian Monk: No.