Sharona Quote #78
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk Goes Back to School
Sharona: Oh, my God. Adrian. Adrian, are you okay? What happened?
Adrian Monk: Chalk dust. I have to go to the nurse. Can't breathe.
Sharona: Give me that chalk. Can you manage to sit? Okay, who threw this?
Boy: [coughing] Kyle!
Sharona: What's your name?
Kyle: I didn't do it.
Sharona: Look, I know when a man's lying, okay? I was married for three and a half years.
Kyle: I didn't do it.
Sharona: I know that smirk. My husband had that same stupid smirk on his face when he got back from Bally's, where, it turns out, he spent the weekend with Betsy Bennett, his so-called ex-girlfriend.
Kyle: Bally's? Lady, what are you talking about?
Sharona: Is that chalk on your hand? Maybe I should call your parents.
Kyle: You don't have to. My dad's a gym teacher here, and he's gonna be pissed.
Sharona: I'm really scared.
Kyle: You should be. [Sharona stomps on his foot] Ow, lady! You're gonna get fired!
Sharona: Yeah? I don't work here, chump.
‘Mr. Monk Goes Back to School’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Derek Philby: Excuse me. What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'm just making them even.
Derek Philby: But you're mixing the regular with the decaf.
Adrian Monk: But they're even.
Derek Philby: But they're mixed together.
Adrian Monk: But they're they're even.
Derek Philby: But they're mixed together.
Adrian Monk: But they're even.
Derek Philby: But they're mixed together.
Adrian Monk: ... But they're even. So the test was in progress when the car alarm sounded?
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Oh, ho-ho! You don't want to move there.
Sharona: Why not?
Adrian Monk: I'll capture your queen with my bishop. [Sharona licks the chess piece] What are you doing?
Sharona: What? Your move.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay, I win. You just forfeited.
Sharona: Why?
Adrian Monk: You can't do that. It's illegal.
Sharona: What?
Adrian Monk: You know what. You can't lick the queen. She's my queen. Doesn't matter whose queen it is. You can't lick any queen. It's an unwritten rule.
Sharona: There's an unwritten licking-the-queen rule?
Adrian Monk: You're not even allowed to touch a piece during a game. You can ask anybody.
Sharona: Oh, my God. You have been touching pieces left and right. You have been sexually harassing every piece on this board.
Adrian Monk: I was centering them. That's different.
Sharona: How's that different?
Adrian Monk: Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll move. There.
Sharona: Check.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Adrian, don't do that.
Adrian Monk: I'm just centering the pieces.
Sharona: I know what you're doing. I'm trying to concentrate.
Adrian Monk: Hold on. You'll thank me later.
Sharona: You always say that. Have I ever once thanked you later?
Adrian Monk: No.