Adrian Monk Quote #208
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
Leigh: Welcome to Nationwide Airways Flight 635 nonstop to Newark, New Jersey. In the unlikely event of loss of cabin pressure, an oxygen mask will drop automatically from the overhead compartment.
Adrian Monk: I'm sorry. You were talking so fast. Th-The overhead what, what, what?
Leigh: Compartment. Simply place the mask over your nose and mouth and breathe normally.
Adrian Monk: Could you just say that little part again? I couldn't see.
Leigh: "simply place the mask over your nose and mouth and breathe normally."
Adrian Monk: Maybe we should test them.
Leigh: We don't need to test them.
Adrian Monk: But how do we know that they're working?
Leigh: They all work, okay? There are four exits in the aircraft. Two in the for...
Adrian Monk: [to woman behind] Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh, shh! "Two in the forward section," go on.
Leigh: And one over each wing. In the event of an evacuation, we are asking passengers seated nearest to the exits...
Adrian Monk: I'm so sorry. How can we be sure that we have the best people sitting near the exits?
Leigh: If you don't think that the cabin is safe, perhaps you'd be more comfortable flying downstairs in the cargo bay? [passengers applaud]
Warren Beach: She got ya, Adrian.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Airplane’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him!
Adrian Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sharona: Yeah. Yeah. He was on that show, Wings.
Adrian Monk: Never saw it. Was it good?
Sharona: Well, he was.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Now, do you want the aisle or the middle?
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll take the... Aisle.
Sharona: You sure?
Adrian Monk: Aisle. Aisle. Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! I'm just gonna wait. Aisle. Middle.
Warren Beach: Mister. Mister. Take this one. I won't mind.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. His head will explode.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adrian Monk: Neither.
Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...