Adrian Monk Quote #207
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
Warren Beach: That's pretty sharp. You ought to be a detective.
Sharona: Oh, he is a detective. That's why he notices little things like that.
Warren Beach: "Noticing little things"? Basically, that's all a salesman does. Listen, if you ever need a job, call me.
Adrian Monk: "Extension cords"?
Warren Beach: The largest distributor of extension cords in the world. We have 65% of the domestic market. We make three-footers, six-footers, nine-footers, that's our big seller. It's 50% longer than the six-footer.
Adrian Monk: That's right. That's all you sell.
Warren Beach: I'm fulfilled. I mean, everybody takes extension cords for granted. But just try to imagine how the world would be without them.
Adrian Monk: I guess all the furniture would be a lot closer to the walls.
Warren Beach: Exactly. "If it doesn't reach, call Warren Beach."
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Airplane’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him!
Adrian Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sharona: Yeah. Yeah. He was on that show, Wings.
Adrian Monk: Never saw it. Was it good?
Sharona: Well, he was.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Now, do you want the aisle or the middle?
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll take the... Aisle.
Sharona: You sure?
Adrian Monk: Aisle. Aisle. Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! I'm just gonna wait. Aisle. Middle.
Warren Beach: Mister. Mister. Take this one. I won't mind.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. His head will explode.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adrian Monk: Neither.
Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...