Adrian Monk Quote #29
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Adrian Monk: Okay I need everybody to stand exactly where they were after the shots were fired. Mrs. St. Claire, you were standing right here.
Miranda St. Claire: What is the point? We know who tried to kill my husband. It was that lunatic, what's his name?
Gavin Lloyd: Ian Sykes. He's probably halfway to Mexico by now.
Adrian Monk: That's true. Mr. Goodman, if you would. That's true, lan Sykes got away.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, he did.
Adrian Monk: And I feel terrible about that, but today we're looking for his accomplice, the person who hired Ian Sykes.
Warren St. Claire: Are you a poker player, Mr. Monk? Because you're either bluffing your ass off, or sitting on a very sweet hand.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.