Adrian Monk Quote #2672

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man

Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm gonna find him, the guy that scared her off. Him and me, we're gonna have a long conversation. The kind of involves a lot of punching.
Adrian Monk: Affinity, the flower shop. That's where she bought the flowers for the wedding?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, that's right.
Adrian Monk: Leland, that's where Martin Kettering worked. When was she arrested?
Captain Stottlemeyer: A week ago Tuesday.
Adrian Monk: That was the night Kettering was killed. Where did they pull her over?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Colin Avenue, a mile from the body.

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Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.