Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #452
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Stephanie Briggs.
Stephanie Briggs: I'm sorry, am I interrupting? Are you OK, Leland?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, Stephanie, I'm far from being OK.
Stephanie Briggs: Well, I will just be a second. I'm running some errands, I've gotta call the minister, and cancel the caterer, I need to return your tux, take all the vases back to Affinity, and...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Cleaning up the mess, huh?
Stephanie Briggs: Leland, I know this hurts. I'm really sorry. But you'll find someone. You've got your whole life ahead of you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Now you're being cruel. Hey, would you tell her to call me?
Stephanie Briggs: I will.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.