Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #448
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Adrian Monk: You're right. Let's break out the booze. And everybody gets a beer.
First cop: Hold on, only 12 bottles?
Adrian Monk: [counts] Everybody gets a beer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Gentlemen, here's the situation. We've got 12 bottles, which is 144 fluid ounces. Which is enough for each of us to get a little sleepy.
Adrian Monk: Yeah!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Or for one of us to get good and polluted.
First cop: Designated drunk. Hey, I love the idea.
Lieutenant Disher: I'll get drunk.
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right. We've started a new wedding tradition, a tradition that I hope is never repeated.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.