Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #440
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
T.K. Jensen: Oh, my God, is that a person?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, it was a person, they found it in Colin Park.
T.K. Jensen: Well, who is it? Or who was it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We don't know.
Adrian Monk: No, they took his wallet, everything's burned.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, we'll be lucky if we can get a DNA match.
T.K. Jensen: God, you have to do this every day?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Honey, I don't teach kindergarten. We knew this when we met.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.