Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #437
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: [sings] Heaven I'm in heaven And my heart beats So that I can hardly speak [talks] How you doin'? [sings] And I finally found the happiness I seek [talks] Hey there, Kevin. You look good. You losing weight? Good deal. [sings] When we're out together Dancin' cheek to cheek. [talks] Hey, I smell ribs.
Lieutenant Disher: It is ribs. You're in a good mood this morning.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm in a great mood. I'm getting married in nine days, can you believe it? [sings] Heaven I'm in heaven and my... [talks] Holy monkey.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, a couple of hikers found him this morning.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Any ID?
Lieutenant Disher: No. We got a boot. One boot, everything else burnt up.
Captain Stottlemeyer: One boot? Holy monkey.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.