Adrian Monk Quote #2559
Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Natalie: Oh, my God! Where's the rest of him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's all there is.
Natalie: He's all squished!
Captain Stottlemeyer: His name was Bradley Foster. He was the maintenance man here. Apparently, he fell into the compactor.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm gonna send a guy out to check the parking lot for his car.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, I'd look for a compact. [cops chuckle]
Natalie: It's not funny.
Uniform Cop: Did you see what he was wearing? Those aren't briefs they're more like boxers.
Adrian Monk: He was probably still alive when he dropped into the gears. The rotating blades must have ripped his spinal column and shredded his lungs. He must have been screaming and begging for his life the whole way down.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.