Adrian Monk Quote #2556
Quote from Adrian Monk in Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk
Adrian Monk: If you buy me something then I have to pretend to like it. And then I have to remember to thank you and then I have to return it. And it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Where is everybody?
Natalie: Oh, they're probably in the captain office. He said it was very important.
Adrian Monk: Where are the cups?
Natalie: What cups?
Adrian Monk: All the cups and the paper plates. Yesterday there was a big pile here.
Natalie: I don't know. We're late, come on.
Adrian Monk: Wait... a minute. [Monk walks around the room]
Lieutenant Disher: [in the Captain's office] Uh-oh.
Natalie: What are you doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: [in his office] I knew it.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Well, maybe somebody injected him with something, like a needle.
Lieutenant Disher: No, I was there, I would've seen that. A blow dart, you know, a poison dart.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And what happened to the dart? It would have been sticking in his neck.
Lieutenant Disher: Not necessarily. There could have been a long, elastic wire attached to the blow dart. They're called Dartarangs.
T.K. Jensen: How do you know they're called Dartarangs?
Lieutenant Disher: 'cause they're probably called it. Or at least that's what they should be called.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [whispers] Just nod your head and say maybe.
T.K. Jensen: Maybe.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Interesting, Randy. Interesting.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: A self-cleaning vacuum. Do I wake or do I dream?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know she's been trying to throw you a party. And, she's going to.
Adrian Monk: No.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, she's gonna get you.
Natalie: I'm gonna get you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: But this is a murder victim's place of residence. Do you honestly think that she would do it here?
Adrian Monk: No, I don't. And that is precisely why I do. And because I do, I don't. So yes, I do.