Adrian Monk Quote #2421
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Boom Boom: You're calling me stupid.
Natalie: No. No, that's not what he meant.
Boom Boom: Well, maybe I'm not smart enough to fix your car.
Natalie: No, no, no, no. Sir, sir, sir. Mister, mister... Boom. What my friend meant to say.
Adrian Monk: No, no. You can fix the car. You're car smart.
Boom Boom: I'm car smart? Is that what you just said?
Adrian Monk: I don't remember.
Boom Boom: Okay, you know what? Here's my new estimate. $800.
Natalie: You just said 300!
Boom Boom: Well, I must've added the numbers wrong. I was confused. You see, I'm not really smart up here. I'll go write it up.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.