Adrian Monk Quote #2356
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Favorite Show
Adrian Monk: Excuse me, Christine. Miss Rapp. Miss Christine Rapp. Hello, yes. [shakes her hand] This is such a tremendous. [Natalie hands him a wipe] Uh, I'm- I'm gonna keep this forever.
Christine Rapp: Why?
Natalie: It's actually quite an honor, believe it or not.
Adrian Monk: Cathy Cooper all grown up.
Kim Kelly: This isn't really a good time for us right now. I'm sure you understand.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I should explain. I'm Adrian Monk. I'm working with the San Francisco police. That's why I'm here. I'm not some crazy, fanatical groupie. God, I can't believe I'm actually talking to you.
Natalie: I'm Natalie Teeger. I'm Mr. Monk's assistant. [shakes her hand]
Adrian Monk: Why are you wiping?
Natalie: I'll tell you later.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk's Favorite Show’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: You want to make sure those doors are double bolted and change the locks.
Kim Kelly: Yes, sir. I'll take care of it.
Adrian Monk: Oh, and you're gonna need to black out all those windows. Buy some curtains. Make sure they're heavy. Remember when Billy and Danny rigged all the window curtains to make you think there was a ghost? That was another classic. [looks at the ceiling above the bed] A mirror? Oh, very good. Excellent precaution. I see, so that if you're lying in bed and someone breaks in through that door... You have the... Triangul... I don't get it.
Christine Rapp: It's more of a personal thing. You know, you should really read my book.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah, I can't wait.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: This is unbelievable. Of course someone's trying to kill her. Anyone she's ever met has a motive. Anyone who's ever read this has a motive. There's a page missing, page 73.
Natalie: Maybe it fell out.
Adrian Monk: Pages just don't fall out.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, it fell out.
Adrian Monk: It was torn out.
Natalie: It fell out. Stop it, stop it, stop it. No! No, Mr. Monk, you don't want to see page 73.
Adrian Monk: What? It can't be any worse than the rest of it.
Natalie: You wanna bet?
Adrian Monk: I have to know.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, please. Mr. Monk, please.
Adrian Monk: It's my book. Let me see it. Let me see it. [Natalie eats the page] What are you doing?
Natalie: It's for your own good.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: I know this sounds crazy, but I've seen this handwriting somewhere before.
Natalie: Where?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Somewhere.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he's obviously disguising it. He probably uses his left hand.
Natalie: That makes sense.
Lieutenant Disher: Or if he was a lefty he used his right hand.
Natalie: That makes sense.
Lieutenant Disher: Or if he was ambidextrous, he probably got drunk and then wrote it.
Natalie: That makes less sense.