Adrian Monk Quote #2338
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
George Gionopolis: Hey! Can I help you?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, are you Mr. Gianopolous?
George Gionopolis: You health inspectors?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Homicide.
George Gionopolis: Oh, hey! It's okay, they're only from homicide! You scared the bejeezus out of me.
Lieutenant Disher: Are you the, uh, hot dog czar?
George Gionopolis: My father was Frankie Gianopolous. And he was the original czar. And I was the... The duke of dogs. And then, when he passed away-- [clutches chest] Oh. Hold on.
Natalie: Oh, my God, are you okay?
George Gionopolis: [wheezes] No. No, I'm fine. Oh, boy, I'm fine. Oh, that happens to me three or four times a week. My doctor can't figure it out. [continues eating hotdog]
Adrian Monk: Really? His doctor can't figure it out.
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‘Mr. Monk Fights City Hall’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Do you see a journal anywhere? She supposedly kept a journal. [opens closet] Huh. Looks like she had some roommates. A cheerleader, a French maid. Wait. Oh, you know what? They weren't roommates, Natalie. This is a love nest. That's what it is.
Natalie: You think?
Adrian Monk: This is one of those love nests that you read about.
Natalie: Yeah, but for who? That's the question. Who was she meeting? Oh, my God!
Adrian Monk: What? What is it?
Natalie: Nothing. It's nothing. Mr. Monk, don't open that drawer, you understand? Whatever happens, whatever you do, don't ever, ever, ever... ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever open that drawer!
Adrian Monk: What if there's a clue in there? What if it could solve the case?
Natalie: I don't care!
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Harold Krenshaw: As you all know, we lost a dear friend this week. Eileen Hill's body was discovered earlier this morning. Let us pray that the San Francisco police catch her killer and bring him or her to justice. Or if they don't catch him, let us pray that Eileen's murder was the work of a random nut job, or frustrated ex-Boyfriend, and not some kind of a masked vigilante, who, for some reason, has a personal vendetta against the City Council, and is determined to slaughter us, one member at a time, picking us off when we least expect it, using a different, yet somehow appropriate method for each of his grisly killings. Amen.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: I was buried alive once.
Natalie: Yeah, I remember.
Adrian Monk: I was in a box. I was underground for three hours. And that box is now the second-most frightening place I've ever been.