Lieutenant Disher Quote #317

Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Fights City Hall

Lieutenant Disher: Okay, well, they were tourists. Probably German.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? Why do you say that?
Lieutenant Disher: Because they were German. Uh, from Berlin. Mr. and Mrs. Erhard Helmrich. Uh, we found their wallets and passports in their pockets. I, uh, talked to a clerk at a hotel. They were staying downtown at the Best Western. He said that they were a pretty quiet couple.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, they look pretty quiet.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, well, they weren't this quiet. I mean, before last night. They were just regular quiet, like, when they checked in to the hotel.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, Randy, I know what you mean. I was trying to be wry.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, sorry, my bad. Do you want to say it again?

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Quote from Natalie

Adrian Monk: Do you see a journal anywhere? She supposedly kept a journal. [opens closet] Huh. Looks like she had some roommates. A cheerleader, a French maid. Wait. Oh, you know what? They weren't roommates, Natalie. This is a love nest. That's what it is.
Natalie: You think?
Adrian Monk: This is one of those love nests that you read about.
Natalie: Yeah, but for who? That's the question. Who was she meeting? Oh, my God!
Adrian Monk: What? What is it?
Natalie: Nothing. It's nothing. Mr. Monk, don't open that drawer, you understand? Whatever happens, whatever you do, don't ever, ever, ever... ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever open that drawer!
Adrian Monk: What if there's a clue in there? What if it could solve the case?
Natalie: I don't care!

Quote from Harold Krenshaw

Harold Krenshaw: As you all know, we lost a dear friend this week. Eileen Hill's body was discovered earlier this morning. Let us pray that the San Francisco police catch her killer and bring him or her to justice. Or if they don't catch him, let us pray that Eileen's murder was the work of a random nut job, or frustrated ex-Boyfriend, and not some kind of a masked vigilante, who, for some reason, has a personal vendetta against the City Council, and is determined to slaughter us, one member at a time, picking us off when we least expect it, using a different, yet somehow appropriate method for each of his grisly killings. Amen.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: I was buried alive once.
Natalie: Yeah, I remember.
Adrian Monk: I was in a box. I was underground for three hours. And that box is now the second-most frightening place I've ever been.