Adrian Monk Quote #2302
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bully
Natalie: Yeah, look, Mr. Monk, I have to tell you something. I made a decision. If you want to keep following Mrs.
Brody, I suppose that's your right. Although it really isn't. But I can't help you anymore.
Adrian Monk: Why not?
Natalie: I'm just not comfortable. Her husband fired us.
Adrian Monk: It's what they call pro bono.
Natalie: No, pro bono is for lawyers. This is stalking.
Adrian Monk: No, this is comeuppance. Pro bono comeuppance.
Natalie: No, that is just crazy talk.
Adrian Monk: It's not crazy talk.
Natalie: Pro bono comeuppance? It's craziest talk there is. You heard what he said. He wants you to quit.
Adrian Monk: I wanted him to quit! I begged him to quit 40 years ago in stall number three.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Bully’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: So identical twins? That's one for the books.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I said twins.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, you always say twins.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Listen. Do you hear that?
Natalie: What? The birds?
Adrian Monk: Not the birds. Don't you hear that? The toilet tank refilling. Toilet tank of life.
Natalie: Come on, Mr. Monk. I'll drive you home.
Adrian Monk: It's what Plato called the great cosmic swirly. There's no escaping it.
Natalie: Plato said that?
Adrian Monk: I'm paraphrasing. I'm gonna need that shower cap back.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Okay, look. Roderick Brody changed my life. Maybe as much as Trudy did. He ruined everything. It was childhood's end really.
Dr. Bell: You know, I had a bully in school too. He would wait for me every morning outside the bicycle rack.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. You went to your father for advice and he told you to face up to the bully and the bully backed down.
Dr. Bell: Yes, more or less, yes.
Adrian Monk: What a wonderful anecdote. It'll give me something to think about at 1:00 when my head is in the man's toilet.