Adrian Monk Quote #2294
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bully
Roderick Brody: Listen, Adrian, I gotta be honest. I've heard stories. I heard you went a little crazy since we graduated. Now I just need to know, is it funny crazy or sad crazy?
Natalie: Funny crazy.
Adrian Monk: Sad crazy. Excuse me. There's something that I have to say. "Roderick Brody, you stole something from me. You stole my childhood. The boy that you tormented has grown into a broken man. I am now damaged goods. I will never recover from the wounds that you inflicted on me. I will never forget you. And I will never forgive you."
Roderick Brody: So it's sad crazy.
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Dr. Bell: You know, I had a bully in school too. He would wait for me every morning outside the bicycle rack.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. You went to your father for advice and he told you to face up to the bully and the bully backed down.
Dr. Bell: Yes, more or less, yes.
Adrian Monk: What a wonderful anecdote. It'll give me something to think about at 1:00 when my head is in the man's toilet.