Adrian Monk Quote #2289
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Bully
Adrian Monk: Thank you again for squeezing me in.
Dr. Bell: Oh, I'm happy to do it, Adrian. There's just something I still don't understand. We already had an appointment for 3:00.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, 3:00 is too late. You remember Roderick Brody?
Dr. Bell: Yes, that's the bully from middle school who used to, you know. In the lavatory.
Adrian Monk: Swirlies. They're called swirlies. He called yesterday. I'm supposed to meet with him this afternoon.
Dr. Bell: Oh. What does he want?
Adrian Monk: What do you think he wants? He wants to pick up where he left off.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, I don't think a 50-year-old man is calling you back after all this time just to... To give you another swirly.
Adrian Monk: You don't, huh?
Dr. Bell: No, I don't.
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Adrian Monk: Listen. Do you hear that?
Natalie: What? The birds?
Adrian Monk: Not the birds. Don't you hear that? The toilet tank refilling. Toilet tank of life.
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Natalie: Plato said that?
Adrian Monk: I'm paraphrasing. I'm gonna need that shower cap back.
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Adrian Monk: Okay, look. Roderick Brody changed my life. Maybe as much as Trudy did. He ruined everything. It was childhood's end really.
Dr. Bell: You know, I had a bully in school too. He would wait for me every morning outside the bicycle rack.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. You went to your father for advice and he told you to face up to the bully and the bully backed down.
Dr. Bell: Yes, more or less, yes.
Adrian Monk: What a wonderful anecdote. It'll give me something to think about at 1:00 when my head is in the man's toilet.