Adrian Monk Quote #2248
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
Natalie: All right, the light is broken. I think we should just go.
Adrian Monk: No, it says, "Don't walk."
Natalie: But we've been here for 10 minutes. The light's broken.
Adrian Monk: It says, "Don't walk." All right, how about this? You stay here, I'm gonna go pick up our checks. I'll be back in ten minutes.
Adrian Monk: How about this? We don't do what you said, we both wait here, and we give it a little more time.
Natalie: Okay.
Adrian Monk: What are you doing? Are you insane?! It says, "Don't walk." What is your problem?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, there's no traffic. There are no cars. Are you coming? [Monk hesitates] All right. You stay here. I'll be back.
‘Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: All right, so they broke in, they killed a security guard, and stole an egg-eating robot.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, could the machine possibly be involved?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What'd you say?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, in science fiction, they sometimes come alive. They become sentient. If this were a movie, you'd believe me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If this were a movie, I could walk out, Randy.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Bell: You're a lucky man. [off Monk's silence] Adrian? Talk to me. Come on.
Adrian Monk: What's the catch?
Dr. Bell: With what?
Adrian Monk: With Marge. What do you suppose she's after?
Dr. Bell: All right, Adrian-
Adrian Monk: Every time somebody wants to be my friend, it turns out they're after something. They have an angle.
Dr. Bell: No, not necessarily.
Adrian Monk: How could somebody- How could anybody love me unconditionally? I mean, come on. You've met me.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, I know you've been burned in the past, but you have to trust people. See, there's not always a catch.
Adrian Monk: Then how do you explain this? There's always a catch.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: It looks like it's an inside job. Security tapes are missing, and the store gets re-supplied the first Tuesday of every month.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And that was yesterday, so he was plugged in somehow. We're putting together some names, going back ten years, everybody that's ever worked here.
Adrian Monk: You don't have to go back ten years. The manager only worked here for a year. The killer wore a ski mask, ergo, the killer was afraid he'd be recognized, ergo, the killer must have worked here recently.
Lieutenant Disher: "Ergo" the killer? What's that, Hungarian?
Captain Stottlemeyer: His name isn't "Ergo," Randy.