Lieutenant Disher Quote #300
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk's 100th Case
Lieutenant Disher: Probably didn't even listen to my CD, did you?
James Novak: Okay, first of all, you're a terrible singer. And secondly, you can't go around accusing people. Where's your proof?
Melissa Novak: I think I have proof. What night was it?
Lieutenant Disher: July 25th.
Melissa Novak: I thought so. It was my brother's birthday. There was a party that you missed, of course. He came home at 5:00 A.M. and took a shower. I was suspicious. No, I wasn't suspicious. I knew. I went through his pockets. Is this what you need?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah.
Melissa Novak: You can check it for DNA, right?
James Novak: [pulls out a gun] I'll take that, sergeant.
‘Mr. Monk's 100th Case’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about her lipstick?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lipstick? Looks like he took it.
Lieutenant Disher: Lipstick Killer. Lipstick Assassin. Mr. Lipstick. I've always wanted to name one of these guys.
James Novak: Why?
Lieutenant Disher: If you can name them, you can catch them.
James Novak: Why?
Quote from Marci Maven
Marci Maven: You know, "fan" can mean one thing to you, and then, you know, something completely different to, like, say, judge Harriet Waxman of the Third District Court, you know? And I'll tell you something about Judge Waxman. She's never been in love. So she's shooting from that perspective, you know what I mean?
James Novak: Where did you get all these pictures?
Marci Maven: Oh, do you like them? Yeah, yeah, they're, um... Well, this one is probably my favorite, If I had to pick a favorite. This is actually real. It's not Photoshopped at all. And it's from a case we worked on together, a homicide. It took a lot of clue hugs, but we cracked it.
James Novak: How about that one?
Marci Maven: This one? Okay. Um, this one is another case, but this one wasn't, um... This one wasn't as real.
Quote from Adrian Monk
James Novak: [v.o.] Who is Detective Adrian Monk? He was born in this modest bay area home 49 years ago, the younger of two brothers. By all accounts, he was an exceptional child.
Neysa Gordon: I used to babysit for the boys almost every weekend.
James Novak: What was he like?
Neysa Gordon: Adrian? Oh, remarkable child. I tell people this, but they don't believe me. He used to change his own diaper. And then he would crawl across the floor and throw it out. Remarkable.