Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #350
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Falls in Love
Captain Stottlemeyer: Let's get started. We have to move on this before the press gets wind of it. Thanks to Monk, we now have the real motive of the attack. Revenge, pure and simple. Turns out that our cabbie was a war criminal named Karsten Emerik.
Lieutenant Disher: Fifteen years ago, he and his troops killed Zlatavich's fiance and most of her family.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Can't blame her, really. Well, given the evidence that we have, we should move forward.
Adrian Monk: There's not enough.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's enough, Monk.
Adrian Monk: No. She didn't do it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, look at the board. There's a mountain of evidence. This Mt. Kilimanjaro.
‘Mr. Monk Falls in Love’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: He is carrying something. Could be St. Christopher. He's the patron saint of travelers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. Likes to travel.
Adrian Monk: What is that, a lion?
Lieutenant Disher: Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo... zookeeper! A traveling, dancing zookeeper.
Captain Stottlemeyer: This is not a game show, Randy.
Natalie: Well, it could be an astrological sign. So she's a leo.
Captain Stottlemeyer: A leo.
Adrian Monk: What is that? Looks like a ruby.
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Rubies, so that's jewelry. She makes jewelry. She's a dancing zookeeper's daughter who makes jewelry!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay! I'm making an announcement. If our suspect turns out to be a dancing zookeeper's daughter who makes jewelry, I'm gonna retire.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: We're friends of Leyla's. She's in trouble. She's in very big trouble.
Adrian Monk: Mrs. Zlatavich, we know- We know you killed this man. Your daughter is in jail now. Leyla is protecting you. You came here on her birthday, didn't you? To surprise her.
Mrs. Zlatavich: [speaks native language]
Natalie: Y- Y- You were giving her a gift. A bracelet.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah. You landed at the airport. And you got into a taxi, but you had the wrong address. Look. Algonquin Avenue, right? That was her old address. You didn't know she had moved.
Mrs. Zlatavich: [gives a "Here's what happened" summation in her native language]
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: We found this in the cab. It's got a design on it. Could be an invitation or something. And we found this under the backseat. There's blood splatter on it. We think the killer was wearing it.
Adrian Monk: A charm bracelet. Trudy had one of these. Usually, these aren't just decorative, though. Each one of these little charms could mean something. "L.Z." Probably her initials.
Captain Stottlemeyer: L.Z. That's good. There can't be a lot of Zs out there.
Natalie: Ballet slippers. Maybe she's a dancer or used to be.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good.
Adrian Monk: There's a man with a beard.
Natalie: Looks like Santa Claus.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe she likes Christmas!
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm not going to write down that she likes Christmas.