Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #334
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Buys a House
Mr. Sutton: You were right. Joseph Moody. Worked here nine years. Retired six weeks after the robbery.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What a surprise.
Mr. Sutton: Actually, he lived right around the corner on Beech Street.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, we know. A friend of ours just bought that house.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell?
Lieutenant Disher: Looks like a signal.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Dot, dot, dot... Dot.
Lieutenant Disher: "S."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is that a dash?
Lieutenant Disher: "O." S-o.
Captain Stottlemeyer: S-o.
Lieutenant Disher: Soda! somebody's selling soda.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Natalie. She's in trouble.
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