Adrian Monk Quote #1986
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House
Natalie: Oh, I love all the woodwork.
Adrian Monk: Hey, don't touch that.
Natalie: What, wet paint?
Adrian Monk: No. Just don't touch it.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Buys a House’ Quotes
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Captain Stottlemeyer: Holy moly, what happened here?
Adrian Monk: I should never have bought this house. I should've waited for something better to come along. Like death.
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Dr. Bell: Summit Creek. That's your brand, isn't it? Glass exactly... half filled. Or would you call it half empty?
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