Adrian Monk Quote #1980

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House

Natalie: I can't believe you bought a house without telling me.
Adrian Monk: You would've said no.
Natalie: Well, let's see what Dr. Bell has to say about it.
Adrian Monk: Why should I care what this clown thinks?
Natalie: He's a therapist. He's supposed to be brilliant. He's written five books and he teaches at Stanford.
Adrian Monk: One minute to go. If he's late, we're leaving.
Natalie: Oh, look. His first name is Neven. N- e-v-e-n. N-e-v-e-n. It's a palindrome. That's a good sign.
Adrian Monk: It's not a perfect palindrome. The first "n" is capitalized.
Natalie: Dr. Kroger's name was Charles. That wasn't a palindrome.
Adrian Monk: Was to me.

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