Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #332
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Buys a House
Captain Stottlemeyer: Come on, give me another one.
Lieutenant Disher: Safe water markers are traditionally...
Captain Stottlemeyer: Green and red horizontal stripes.
Lieutenant Disher: Nice.
Adrian Monk: What are you doing?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, I'm buying a boat next week If my loan comes through. Randy's helping me study for the maritime exam.
Lieutenant Disher: Here's one. What does this mean? Dot-dot-dash?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Morse code. You can skip that.
Lieutenant Disher: You know mores code?
Captain Stottlemeyer: My boys were both Boy Scouts.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah? I was an Eagle Scout.
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