Adrian Monk Quote #1940
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
Sheriff Rollins: Sheriff's department! Drop that weapon. I'm not askin' twice! That's a good boy. Now, with your foot, slide the gun away, nice and easy. You're doin' good. Kiss the floor.
Adrian Monk: Uh, see... That's something, if you knew me... Kissing the floor.
Sheriff Rollins: You know, I'd really love to chat with you, pal. I would. Right now, I need you face down on the floor. This is Rollins, 247 Marshall. Get everybody down here. I need crime scene unit and a meat wagon. Suspect is in custody. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
‘Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Prosecutor: The bullet definitely came from his gun. It's been tested by two different laboratories.
Judge: Bail is set at $900,000.
[Monk confers with his lawyer]
Lawyer: With the court's permission, could you make it an even million?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, my God!
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: [drinks "smoothie"] Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, that's just what I needed.
Lieutenant Disher: Is that oil?
Natalie: That is oil. It's- It's from the ground, so it's organic. And it just lubricates your organs. So it's, it's good. I just- Just need to wash up. I'll be right back. You can have it.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, what's this?
Natalie: Uh, Mitch's old uniform. I was giving it to the Salvation Army. I figure it's time to move on.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, good for you. I've been saying that for three years, but... What's with the drill?
Natalie: Oh, oh, oh. My blender broke, and I was going to make a smoothie.
Lieutenant Disher: With a power drill?
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, don't let me stop you.
Natalie: You want one?
Lieutenant Disher: No, I actually had a protein shake at Home Depot on my way over.