Lieutenant Disher Quote #267
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
Lieutenant Disher: Hello? Hello? Natalie? It's Randy. You know, your front door was open.
Natalie: [o.s.] Do you wanna take a bath?
Lieutenant Disher: Bath? No, thanks. Hey, you greet all your guests that way? I'm surprised you're not a lot more popular. Well, so, Rollins figures Monk is heading back here. He thinks he's gonna try and get in contact with you. So, I'm supposed to be staking out the place. You haven't heard from him, have you?
Natalie: No.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I didn't think so. You know, I tried to tell Rollins Monk is too smart to come back here. But nobody listens to me.
‘Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Prosecutor: The bullet definitely came from his gun. It's been tested by two different laboratories.
Judge: Bail is set at $900,000.
[Monk confers with his lawyer]
Lawyer: With the court's permission, could you make it an even million?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, my God!
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: [drinks "smoothie"] Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, that's just what I needed.
Lieutenant Disher: Is that oil?
Natalie: That is oil. It's- It's from the ground, so it's organic. And it just lubricates your organs. So it's, it's good. I just- Just need to wash up. I'll be right back. You can have it.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, what's this?
Natalie: Uh, Mitch's old uniform. I was giving it to the Salvation Army. I figure it's time to move on.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, good for you. I've been saying that for three years, but... What's with the drill?
Natalie: Oh, oh, oh. My blender broke, and I was going to make a smoothie.
Lieutenant Disher: With a power drill?
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, don't let me stop you.
Natalie: You want one?
Lieutenant Disher: No, I actually had a protein shake at Home Depot on my way over.