Julie Teeger Quote #30
Quote from Julie Teeger in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Captain Stottlemeyer: Julie. Nice wheels, kiddo! So your mum finally caved in?
Julie Teeger: She always does. Are you ok?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. I'm fine. My car is still on the shop.
Julie Teeger: Want a ride? [Stottlemeyer laughs] What's so funny?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nothing. Thank you. I would love a ride, Julie. Thank you.
Julie Teeger: That's Gina, that's Kimberly.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hi, Gina and Kimberly. Wait, wait, wait, use your blinker. Julie, blinker!
Julie Teeger: Yeah, Captain. It's all under control.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, Julie, you can go a little faster. Come on, drive like your mom. Just kidding.
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Julies’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about the other idea? You said you had two.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, yeah, it's just a long shot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs DVD from under Randy's arm] The Terminator?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, just brainstorming, you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think he might be a robot assassin sent from the future?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he was killing women with the same names. Forget it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live.
Lieutenant Disher: That was T.2.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe we could lure him to a smelting plant on the outskirts of town.
Lieutenant Disher: Can I have that back, please?
Captain Stottlemeyer: And things of this nature.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these kind of things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics. There was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery. Next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie: I took a short cut. I cut across the creek.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Yes, I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.