Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #319
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Captain Stottlemeyer: She asleep?
Natalie: No, not yet.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good, let's pack her up. There's a room at the police station.with a couple of beds. There's a TV and you'll have your own bathroom.
Natalie: Why, what happened?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nothing, I''m just- I'm being careful, that's all.
Natalie: Captain, if something happened, you have to tell me. I'm her mother.
Captain Stottlemeyer: All right. I thought it was a fairly common name. I thought there'd be a hundred others. We checked Nevada, Oregon. Went as far east as Colorado.
Natalie: And?
Captain Stottlemeyer: And she's the only Julie Teeger within a thousand miles.
Julie Teeger: You mean the only one left.
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Julies’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about the other idea? You said you had two.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, yeah, it's just a long shot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs DVD from under Randy's arm] The Terminator?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, just brainstorming, you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think he might be a robot assassin sent from the future?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he was killing women with the same names. Forget it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live.
Lieutenant Disher: That was T.2.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe we could lure him to a smelting plant on the outskirts of town.
Lieutenant Disher: Can I have that back, please?
Captain Stottlemeyer: And things of this nature.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these kind of things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics. There was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery. Next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie: I took a short cut. I cut across the creek.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Yes, I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.