Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #313
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Natalie: How's it going?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, it's definitely the bank manager. Shot twice in the head. .22 caliber.
Adrian Monk: A .22, just like the teller.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just like the teller, only she's not dead. Looks like our Russian friend never learned how to share. Anybody ever tell you you look really sharp in that uniform?
Adrian Monk: You really think so? I love a clip-on. So any sign of the jewelry or the cash?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, nothing yet. [Monk groans] Monk, I know how much that bracelet means to you. I got two shifts of guys in there. We're ripping the house apart. We'll be here all night if we have to be.
Adrian Monk: I appreciate that.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.