Adrian Monk Quote #1590

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Really, Really Dead Guy

Agent Thorpe: Talk to me.
Adrian Monk: Me? Well, we just got here. We're sort of playing catch-up. I don't really have any-
Agent Thorpe: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I assumed you were asking-
Agent Thorpe: I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to Washington. [points to ear piece] Has anything leaked to the press? [Monk is silent] Has anything leaked to the press? Yes or no?
Adrian Monk: I-- I don't know. Like I said, we just got here.
Agent Thorpe: Hold on, will somebody shut this man up? What is your problem?
Adrian Monk: Was that for me about the problem? I- I can't tell. If it's for me, just nod. Nod if it's me.

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Quote from Dr. Kroger

Dr. Kroger: You know, you're like John Henry: Man versus the machine. You know that song?
Adrian Monk: No.
Dr. Kroger: Oh, I was, um... I was in a folk singing group in college. We always used to end each show singing that song. You never heard it? [sings] When John Henry was a little baby He sat on his momma's knee He picked up a hammer, a piece of steel Said hammer will be the death of me Lord! Lord! Hammer will be the death of me Yes!
Adrian Monk: Well... Okay, okay then. Thank you.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, the point is that he was a steel driver. There was a big contest between John Henry and the big, new, modern steam drill, and John Henry won.
Adrian Monk: He- He did?
Dr. Kroger: He won, yes. I mean, absolutely. That's why I'm telling you this. He won, he was a hero. Everybody loved him. God, I just loved it when everybody joined in on that last verse.
Adrian Monk: Really?
Dr. Kroger: [sings] When John Henry was hammering that mountain Mountain was spitting fire He worked so hard that he broke his heart Laid down his hammer and he died Lord! Lord! He laid down his hammer And he died.
Adrian Monk: So, he- He died?
Dr. Kroger: Yeah, I guess he did. Oh, no, no, no, in this version. You know, there were a lot of versions.
Adrian Monk: I think our time is up.
Dr. Kroger: No, it's not. No, it's only 20 after.
Adrian Monk: I think our time is up.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk: [computer beeps] Hey! Sorry, I got- I got mail. Bigger what, guaranteed?

Quote from Natalie

Lieutenant Disher: [yawns] 1:30. Guess these things never happen on schedule.
Natalie: I was up anyway.
Lieutenant Disher: Julie sick?
Natalie: No, I was just waiting for a call. Met a guy who works for United. He said he'd call me when he lands.
Lieutenant Disher: Mmm. Pilot.
Natalie: Co-pilot.
Lieutenant Disher: Eh.
Natalie: What?
Lieutenant Disher: Second in command. No real responsibility. Not quite the same thing, is it?
Natalie: Isn't that what you are?