Kevin Dorfman Quote #25
Quote from Kevin Dorfman in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Natalie: Mr. Monk. Mr. Monk. Mr. Monk, come on. You have to call the Captain.
Adrian Monk: I can't hear you.
Natalie: You heard me. If you think Max Hudson killed his wife, then we need to call the Captain.
Adrian Monk: And tell him what? I have no proof.
Kevin Dorfman: Okay, let me see if I understand. One, you need proof. One A., to get this proof, you need to talk to your suspect. One B., your suspect won't talk to you unless you go on his show. One C., omitted. Two, you're afraid to go back on the show because you think he might embarrass you.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]