Adrian Monk Quote #1541
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Linda Riggs: I don't think he's home.
Adrian Monk: [notices "Go Away" welcome mat] Did you tell him I was coming?
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, That's not for you. That's a joke.
Adrian Monk: It's a joke? How- How is- How is that funny?
Natalie: Well, I guess it's funny because it says the opposite of what a welcome mat would normally say.
Adrian Monk: So it's an opposite joke.
Natalie: Yeah, that's right.
Neighbor: He's not home. I live right there. I saw him leave about two hours ago.
Natalie: That's a nice dog.
Neighbor: Well, thank you.
Adrian Monk: That's a nice cat.
Neighbor: Come on. Let's go.
[Monk gestures to indicate the joke went over the neighbor's head]
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]