Kevin Dorfman Quote #23
Quote from Kevin Dorfman in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Kevin Dorfman: You put the blades up? That is really interesting. I'm always afraid I'll cut myself. Yeah, I'm a "blade-down" man. But that's what makes horse races, am I right? Doesn't mean we still can't be friends.
Adrian Monk: Actually, I run them twice. Blades up and then blades down.
Kevin Dorfman: That's fascinating. Ooh, is this dishwasher safe? Let me just- Yes, it is. Funny story: I have a casserole dish. It was a gift from my sister. Not the sister you met. The one who used to live in Milwaukee but moved to St. Paul last summer. Well, not summer, per say.
Adrian Monk: K- Kevin It doesn't matter.
Kevin Dorfman: Anyway, the dish didn't say "dishwasher safe," but, you know what? I took a chance. 'Cause you only go around once in this life.
Adrian Monk: That's the best news I've heard all day.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]