Adrian Monk Quote #1509
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Adrian Monk: Listen, can we invite Hal, I mean, if he makes bail?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, he tried to kill you.
Adrian Monk: No friendship is perfect.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, he murdered two people.
Adrian Monk: All right, I'll sit between you. You don't even have to talk to him.
Natalie: No, forget it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie. I'm punking you. That's what friends do. They punk each other. It's fun, isn't it? Now you see if you can punk me.
Natalie: You have a smudge.
Adrian Monk: That's not funny. Don't- Don't- Come on.
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‘Mr. Monk Makes a Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.