Adrian Monk Quote #1499

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend

Adrian Monk: I always wanted a best friend. I used to pray for it every Christmas. Best friend. That's what was missing. One friend would have made it all bearable.
Dr. Kroger: Well you had Trudy.
Adrian Monk: That was different. Trudy loved me. But Hal likes me.
Dr. Kroger: Beautifully put.
Adrian Monk: You know what I'm gonna do? I just decided. I'm gonna ask Hal if he'll be my best friend.
Dr. Kroger: You know, I-I've never heard it put quite that way.
Adrian Monk: I just have to figure out when to pop the question. Do you have any advice?
Dr. Kroger: About-
Adrian Monk: About when to pop the question!
Dr. Kroger: No! No, I-I don't.
Adrian Monk: Nothing?
Dr. Kroger: No.

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Quote from Adrian Monk

Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.

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Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.

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Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.