Lieutenant Disher Quote #169
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Lieutenant Disher: Captain, we know her. Uh, knew her.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Knew who?
Lieutenant Disher: The victim. She was a dispatcher at the old precinct.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding. Oh, yeah. About ten years ago. Gail something.
Adrian Monk: Gail Segalis. Oh, my God. I used to carpool with her. Oh, she was always talking about trips she wanted to take. She said if she ever made it to the Parthenon, she was gonna send me a picture.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, looks like she made it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, is this a boyfriend? I love boyfriends. Let's find him.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
‘Mr. Monk Makes a Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.