Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #260
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Captain Stottlemeyer: [over radio] I'm checking out the lock here. There are some scratches.
Adrian Monk: [over radio] Are they recent? Over.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, there's no rust. Hold on. I got a little piece of wire here. It looks like a guitar string. [to Jared] Is that a B string?
Jared Stottlemeyer: Nah, it's a D. A high D from a 12-string guitar.
Lieutenant Disher: Those are pretty rare.
Jared Stottlemeyer: Kris Kedder uses one.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, yes he does, on the new single, right? I love that solo.
Jared Stottlemeyer: I love that solo too, man.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes.
Natalie: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth.
Adrian Monk: No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, that was some kind of horrible plastic outhouse! Oh, my God. What was I talking into? My God, where's... Where did I put that quarter? For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk, what did you think of your first rock concert?
Adrian Monk: I like the old songs. Why don't people write old songs anymore?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: My kid, my oldest, has skipped school, and Karen thinks he's gone to a rock show.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I used to do that. Play hooky, go to rock shows.
Natalie: You did?
Adrian Monk: All the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anyhow, I gotta get up there, see if I can't find him.
Natalie: Okay. You need some help?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: I'll come with you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Natalie: Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: Of course I'm sure.
Natalie: I'm sorry, I just can't picture you at one of these.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I used to go all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the stones.