Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #257
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, I couldn't agree with you more. I think you guys are entitled to every dime you can get. But there's nothing I can do about it. Lieutenant Disher is the disbursement coordinator.
Natalie: Okay, where is he? He's not here, he called in sick.
Adrian Monk: Is he okay?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You know, he didn't sound too good, he's got a fever and he's got a cough.
Adrian Monk: That phlegmy fluid thing?
Natalie: Okay, when Randy is not here, who is in charge of payout?
Captain Stottlemeyer: That would be the assistant disbursement coordinator.
Natalie: And who is that?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We don't have one. Anything else?
Adrian Monk: Nah, that covers it.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes.
Natalie: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth.
Adrian Monk: No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, that was some kind of horrible plastic outhouse! Oh, my God. What was I talking into? My God, where's... Where did I put that quarter? For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: My kid, my oldest, has skipped school, and Karen thinks he's gone to a rock show.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I used to do that. Play hooky, go to rock shows.
Natalie: You did?
Adrian Monk: All the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anyhow, I gotta get up there, see if I can't find him.
Natalie: Okay. You need some help?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: I'll come with you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Natalie: Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: Of course I'm sure.
Natalie: I'm sorry, I just can't picture you at one of these.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I used to go all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the stones.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk, what did you think of your first rock concert?
Adrian Monk: I like the old songs. Why don't people write old songs anymore?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.