Adrian Monk Quote #1282
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Big Game
Adrian Monk: Yeah, all right. Let's just keep it simple. See, each basket we sink counts as two points.
Girl: Except if you're behind the line.
Adrian Monk: Emily, you're just confusing everyone.
Emily C.: She's not Emily.
Adrian Monk: She's Emily now. You're all Emily, understand? We're gonna be fine. Everybody just go out there and give 100 percent.
Emily J.: But Coach Hayden said we should give 110 percent.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no. That's a bad idea. Anyway, it's mathematically impossible. Just give 100 percent. It's a nice, round number.
Emily J.: Well, I'm gonna give 110 percent.
Adrian Monk: Fine. Okay, Julie, you give 90%.
Emily C.: Well, I'm gonna give 115%.
Adrian Monk: Fine, well Julie you're down to 75%.
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Quote from Natalie
Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.
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Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.