Adrian Monk Quote #1214
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Actor
Director: David, you all right?
David Ruskin: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Just- I can't work like this. It's the crew.
Director: What about them?
David Ruskin: Well, I mean, look. He has his hat on backwards, right? And he has his hat on frontwards. This guy's hat on backwards/forwards. Right, and then backwards/forwards, backwards/forwards. I mean everything's like all, you know...
Director: So what?
David Ruskin: How am I supposed to work like that, huh? I mean, how? Can you do that? I can't. I mean, it's not the way I work. So why don't you-- I'll be in my trailer, all right? And why don't you call me back when everything is less, you know, mixed up! All right? Thanks!
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: How you doin'? We were looking at this case all wrong. It wasn't a burglary. It was all about the wall. The whole time. Here's what happened. The killer was in here last Thursday night. This is where he met Michelle Cullman. They have an artist in here a few nights a week sketching the customers. He drew their picture right there on the wall. After the murder, the killer remembered the sketch. That sketch could hang him. It could prove that he was with the victim the night she died. And it would prove what he was wearing. The same shirt we found at the murder scene. He had to destroy that sketch. So he smashed through the wall and pretended it was part of a burglary. He just pretended to be breaking into a pawn shop. It was never about the pawnshop.
Female Cop: I know.
Lieutenant Disher: You know?
Female Cop: I was here ten minutes ago when Monk was explaining it to you.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: That must have been a traumatic experience for you, Adrian. And what, they cancelled the movie?
Adrian Monk: He said he wanted to play a character that wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet.
Dr. Kroger: How about the little getaway you were planning? The weekend away? [off Monk's look] All right, okay. Maybe another time.
Adrian Monk: I guess I'm back to square one. Oh, it's nice to be home.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Who's playing me? Anybody lined up? Is there any word from casting?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: I'm thinking Brad Pitt. I mean, if it's in the budget. It's always about the budget.