Adrian Monk Quote #1192
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Jury Duty
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Carl Palmer testified that after he was stabbed, he grabbed this towel off the floor of his car. And he pressed it against his leg.
Pat: So?
Adrian Monk: Well, look at the stains. They're symmetrical. I don't think he just grabbed the towel. I think he folded it. Very carefully. Before he used it.
Cobb: You know- You- You know, so what? The guy was a neatnik.
Sneezer: He was in pain. He'd just been stabbed. Nobody would stop to fold a towel.
Foreman: That's right. He folded the towel before he stabbed himself. It was definitely self-inflicted. I'm convinced.
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Adrian Monk: Your honor, I will not be able to serve today, unfortunately. For a number of reasons. First off... There's the bathroom situation. I can't share a bathroom. I just can't. You can ask Natalie. Natalie?
Natalie: Yeah, he's persnickety. He's very persnickety. He's persnickety squared.
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Natalie: Good morning. Picked up your mail. What is going on?
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'm having fun. I love this stuff.
Natalie: Yeah, so I see.
Adrian Monk: You know, I usually don't like shaking hands, but I ever met the man invented Tupperware, I would shake his hand.
Natalie: I think he might be dead.
Adrian Monk: Well, I would still shake his hand, because he's probably perfectly preserved. All right, look. It's virtually airtight. Look at this.
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Adrian Monk: I have two plants at home that are completely dependent on me, your honor.
Judge Rienzo: Plants?
Adrian Monk: I have a fern and a small azalea bush.
Judge Rienzo: And you have an assistant. Can't she water the plants?
Adrian Monk: Good question. Here's the thing. She has a tendency to overwater.
Natalie: Okay, that is not true. That happened once.
Adrian Monk: More than once.
Natalie: It was two ounces.
Adrian Monk: Two ounces to an azalea bush is like a swimming pool.
Natalie: Okay, wait-
Judge Rienzo: Mr. Monk, I have seen hundreds of people pretend to be disturbed to avoid jury duty, but you, sir, are in a class by yourself.
Adrian Monk: You're too kind.
Judge Rienzo: Well, it's not gonna work, sir. You have a seat, Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: Objection.
Judge Rienzo: You're juror number 11.